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Post by BoozerCruiser on Jan 25, 2008 10:58:07 GMT -5
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Post by Fan on Jan 25, 2008 11:04:42 GMT -5
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Post by texaslawman on Jan 25, 2008 11:31:00 GMT -5
I know Its real!!!! Ive not only seen it several times but I think Its been Stalking me!!!! I first encounered the Boozer Cruiser about two years ago on the Terlingua Ranch!!! It followed me from Bee cave Caynon All through out the ranch staying back at just enough distance that I could barely hear the music coming from within And when the wind changed there was the faint smell of cherries and what seemed to be fne spirits!! Final after it tracked me for 3 days I was very nervous and fired a warning volly over its hood... It took off in a cloud of dust and I gave pursuit I chased it though the Big bend region but could not catch it!!! It seemed to know every turn and rock and I finaly lost it just out side of the Terlingua Ghost town. I stopped at the local taveren (Starlight Grill) And told the locals there about my sighting.. That where I learned of the Boozer Cruiser!!!
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Post by cruisertom on Jan 25, 2008 12:54:14 GMT -5
I saw it...Scared the hell out of me. After seeing what it did to some friends of mine ...d**n It put a hurting on them. I am a believer
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Post by scotia on Jan 25, 2008 13:15:03 GMT -5
I lived through it to tell the tale....will warn the youngsters about this one.
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Post by BoozerCruiser on Jan 26, 2008 0:50:11 GMT -5
I heard the BC are spending a lot of time in the Big Bend region. I sure hope they are not there when we go. I'm scared. I might have to zip tie my tent (from the inside) to be protected!
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Post by Brett on Jan 26, 2008 1:43:23 GMT -5
I put myself to bed at a modest 10:00pm tonight for a little extra sleep. The next thing I know, I hear something scratching at the back door. When I go down to investigate, all I find are tire tracks and cherry stems all over my backyard. What the hell? Did I just have a close call with The Boozer Cruiser?
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Post by mythbuster1 on Jan 26, 2008 10:29:46 GMT -5
Quite interesting to note all the variants of this particular myth. One I have seen elsewhere is that the 'candidate' is captured and taken to a cherry orchard. There they are offered a mysterious potent cherry wine that induces hallucinations or mirages depending on your point of view. Often the 'candidate' reports dancing naked with cherry nymphs while Bacchus plays the flute in the background. Interesting to note that all 'survivors' report being treated to a most excellent time.
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Post by brettinsanantonio on Jan 26, 2008 23:28:16 GMT -5
Does that Bacchus play the Jazz Flute?
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Post by brettinsanantonio on Jan 26, 2008 23:29:11 GMT -5
I think I’m going on Boozer Cruiser expedition next month. I’m going to try to be one of the first people to get a decent photo of the Boozer Cruiser. I’ve seen all those UFO and Bigfoot people take some fuzzy, out of focus pictures. I’m going to get the one GOOD photo no one else has taken.
The legend says the Boozer Cruiser heads for the Big Bend along the Rio Grande in late winter to mate with El Chupacabra, so I’ll start my trek there. I’ll need some Tequila and cigars to use as bait. Time to get my wool Fedora, bomber jacket, bull-whip and pistola out for the quest.
Terlingua awaits
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Post by christine on Jan 26, 2008 23:32:24 GMT -5
I'm new to off road driving but I'm going to find this boozer cruiser. Can girls come play with the boozer cruiser?
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Post by texaslawman on Jan 26, 2008 23:33:16 GMT -5
How come the Leprechaun's picture was taken down from # 2 survivor??? Dosent count as a survival encounter when you get back to camp sluring who stole my lucky charms?.?.?.?. Shinanagins...
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Post by brettinsanantonio on Jan 26, 2008 23:33:55 GMT -5
I think the Boozer Cruiser likes girls. If you can find it, it will play with you. One never knows where it will be seen next.
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Post by 4X4Girl on Jan 26, 2008 23:35:00 GMT -5
This covert mission is a must! Brett, we might need your nightvision scope.
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Post by texaslawman on Jan 26, 2008 23:38:14 GMT -5
I'm new to off road driving but I'm going to find this boozer cruiser. Can girls come play with the boozer cruiser? I dont know after it had stalked me for nearly two years It finally caught me at te Toyota Jambo this year!!! I had a girl on each side, they were doing the bartending for me!!!!!!!!
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